Give me a job world!

Im a little down of late with being jolly at the same time. I couldn't even afford a coffee yesterday and golly gosh it was a rather depressing feeling. I keep thinking that im going to end up like jermey from peep show living with my buisness type friend who im awkwardly living off. It's getting to the stage where i feel i will never survive without my parents and centrelink. Im sad and think that someone should hire me as ive begged or employment from them! and im nice im not horrid i enjoy helping people id be better than most people who work at kmart i promise you!